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WHATS. THE. POINT. I’m going to sleep angry, how wonderful.

I’m such a pro at ruining all things in life lol

GM

My mom tries to hit my face with a rice spoon
She yells at me because I’m apparently doing nothing with my life
She’s mad at me because I have a headache but I never have one when I go out with friends
She throws a bag of craisins at me
She threw my shirt across the living room
She threw a bottle of mod podge across the living room
She threw away my breakfast
And she threw my piano sheet music papers at me but they landed on the couch and floor
So yeah, anyways, good morning.

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via givingblowjobs)

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